DOS could be a lot cooler, but you can only put 127 characters on the command line. Seems like a stupid limitation. Does anyone know how to find Bill Gates on CompuServe? I’ve got a Wish List item for him... Oh, well. 4DOS gives me a great workaround....
David Blatner
Not to plug or anything, but...
Jeff Cheney
Serendipitous side-effect: continuous travel turns out to be fail-safe birth control...
Garry Fairbairn
A devlishly handsome Canadian Scot? Perhaps not, but he’ll always be a beautiful baby...
Phil Gaskill
Truth is, Quark turned me down. I forgot to fail the spelling test...
Jonathan Hodges
We’re screening a T-shirt: “I survived the XP8 mail-bombing!”
Benjamin Ko
I’ll try saving time when I’m not so busy!
Mark Niemann-Ross
Hey, wait! _I_ can spell...
Stephen Owades
There is no Macintosh problem that cannot be solved with a good command of PostScript.
Jeff Perry
Boy Howdy! Kids are great, aren’t they?
Jeffrey Phillips
How did I get on this list again?
Bill Pulver
I have a job, and yet I get to go home at night. I don’t get it...
Chris Ryland
I can name that tune in five windoids!
Shane Stanley
Just bloody well leave quotes already curled alone!
Kathleen Tinkel
Good typography is 75% glyph and 25% somebody else’s problem.
Paul Tower
#810997^pFm: Paul Tower^pTo:Paul Tower^pRe: #810658 Uncontrolled Crashing^p^pDave (Harry?)^p^pSounds like all is well. Glad we could help.^p^pSee ya!^p^pPT^p^p
Brad Walrod
I TOLD him to let me beta test it!
Howard White
We have a two million dollar solution for that problem!